My name is Ainsley Drew. I’m a native New Yorker and half of the copywriting team known as Ministry of Imagery. My work has been featured in Curve magazine, The Rumpus, Perceptions Magazine, Merge Poetry Journal, and The Wanderlust Review. A euphemism enthusiast, I hope to one day be a notorious literary celebrity with my name in tabloids. I love email, almond-butter-banana-and-honey sandwiches, the Yankees, skateboarding, and word games. I also have eleven fingers, so I can type faster than you.