Norcross Norcross
I'M ON A BOAT!
and here we have sarcasmically being VACATION AS FUCK
god damn this stuff is delicious.
she's basically an infant #pigstagram
iced coffee in a mason jar. its summertime, folks.
actual progress made!!
nappin' #pigstagram
Daisy does not like storms #pigstagram
pre-k graduation day
Daisy made a pigfort
pig belly rubs #FTW
not gonna lie, #pigsnuggle is awesome
I am in charge of snuggling with the pig after dinner. #lovehome
no...YOU just bought a pound of caffeinated mints.
pigface
piggle lovin'
Moose says
I'm actually trying this. FOR SCIENCE
I've owned this coffee mug for almost 20 years. and its still awesome.
that cannot be comfortable.
pig chillin' with sarcasmically
more pig napping
Daisy and Penny are nap friends
'MURICA!
straight chillin' poolside.
yes, that's wallpaper behind wallpaper. because FUCK GOD DAMN
still get excited about cereal toys
morning pigsnuggle
breakfast with the boy
pretty excited to try this. thanks phillian !
everyone gets a rub!
her kingdom
her kingdom
demo is getting there.
demo is getting there.
rockin
rockin
yeah. I just upped my game.
pig nap
rootin'
rootin'
had to take a pig break.
pig nap!
Daisy sunbathes
look who became nap friends!
holy shit she's beautiful
roach crawled into the candle wax when it was hot. then died. dumbass.
helping daddy work
Mamma and her snugglepig
checking out the bedding options
I have a lap pig. I am a guy who has a lap pig
THE PIG IS HERE! THE PIG IS HERE!
post-Lego cartoon time
building
the brilliance of rstevens333 is fueling my day
that Moose. always sleeping.
the meat. this was delicious
monkey piñata
and here is sarcasmically in full BBQ mode
there is just something sexy about a smoker full of ribs
setting up the gravillion all proper
tough life, that Moose has.
they still fuckin' got it.
this. is. happening.
post knee scrape cartoon therapy
first of many scrapes in the bike riding
someone is upset that he has to eat his dinner.
Moose on shag
no training wheels LIKE A BOSS
testing (ignore) #NorcrossTest
and a #NorcrossTest from instagram
and the finished product. ITS RIB TIME
making magic happen
sarcasmically posing for my new Tumblr
we're both waking up
a well traveled man
heartbreaker
my only real goal for 2013: get this running
firewood made of coffee. because I am dedicated.
this. is. happening.
house is finally starting to come together
morning java
I have a Lego mug. you argument is invalid.
of all the wallpaper in the house, this is the most amazing
my favorite part. getting ready to thrash the RV
ready to redneck
this is sarcasmically's post-move face. still hotter than hell.
Norcross Command Center™ v4 is coming along nicely
guys, sarcasmically is a regular Speed Racer
chocolate dipped frozen Key Lime Pie IS HAPPENING!
plane ride down to the Keys
true statement is true.
caught sarcasmically in a rare, relaxed southern moment
morning meh
new dog is a foot dog.
we are now a dual-dog family. say hello to Penny.
yes. yes I am.
possessed Moose
Nexus camera. Tolerable.
Moose been huntin naps this mornin
bringing in 2013 right
shark attack
I wonder how this did in the theaters. it had a guy from Charles In Charge!
apparently we no longer keep adult band-aids in the house anymore.
skele-boy
cookie time
DAMN RIGHT WE GOT THE BEAR PAINTING
that's how the internet gets made, kids.
my dad got the kids a chocolate MRSA fountain. bold power troll move.
solving the world's problems. or eating a donut.
reason 334729204 why sarcasmically is the most amazing ever
Lego jams for the boys. they've been quiet for almost an hour now.
ridin in style
devouring his Christmas bread
a very Lego Christmas
surrounded by gifts
blinded by the stuff
SHE IS EXCITE
spoiled fucking rotten, they are.
bribes
Christmas Eve snuggles
FaceFace droppin knowledge at the diner
Saturday night code test
AAAHHHHH YYYYEEEEAAAHHHHHH
birthday weekend coming to a close.
winding down after a day at Universal
thanks to chrislema, I've graduated to full baller status
chatting with The Captain
my boo
someone is pleased to be here
brudders
birthday card for sister
princess party
just a boy and his green beans.
from the roof of RavenTools
Moose is sad to see me leave.
she's crafty. and it happens that she's also my type.
and we're done. new hand tattoo is...well...awesome
mug mug mug
and so it begins
Moose is an excellent Jenga player
this is our Christmas tree angel. there are many like it, but this one is mine.
today's coffee consumption vessel. (zippo for context)
his life does not suck
silly child is silly
TV time
this is happening in my life
new mug courtesy of betthearm because he's nice like that
this cuteness courtesy of alphabet_junkie
behaving rather well, considering her brother is sick and thus getting all the attention
I LOVE THIS GODDAMN FACE
napper dog
she's a natural baby holder.
RJ Reynolds is in the holiday spirit.
she's not stoned, I swear.
holy shit I'm gonna own this.
bonin' Moose
guys, sarcasmically is a delicate flower.
hey good lookin
my little patient for today. littleman is a puke factory today.
GAME. CHANGER.
I am a good parent
lets all be honest here. Moose has final say over where he sleeps.
homeboy's workin HARD.
this face is gonna thrash me
this is sarcasmically 's pre-RIB DESTRUCTION face
this is happening. today.
cool guy is cool
zombie gnomes? yes.
a true coffee fan grows their own. ya know, in case of the apocalypse
this better be the only woody my boy is smiling about for years
my lovely genius wife
outlaws
parenthood
Bart is moving in on sarcasmically
one of them is clearly stoned.
kickin ass with some DOOM
with accomplice
roadie
amused
the crew
idols
DADDY CAN WE HAVE FUN NOW?!?!?!
busted Gramps swiping some of the kids food.
kickin it with Abe
lounge Moose
my piglet niece
heading home from #wpcs in Tybee. ready for my family and my bed. 5 hours to go.
a Cuban coffee stash for dremeda
guys. sarcasmically made ROFFles this morning. cinnamon rolls made into waffles. AMAZING
so dremeda thought I was kidding when I said my dad's humidor was a China cabinet
readin boys
picture day
sniffin for kid leftovers
mini golf at 9 am. family life FTW
mornin
this dog does not understand struggle. not. one. bit.
faces. we make'em
they're playing
GPOY: cruisin edition
well played, Monday
GENIUS!
waiting for the small person to drop food.
this is some good shit.
and no fucks were given
bipartisanship!
yes. yes I will. thanks markjaquith!
well played, Howard Ave.
fruit roll-up PBJ wraps. MIND IS BLOWN
dare I say it? en fuego
I'm an excellent driver
a schooner IS a sailboat
GPOM
that's entertainment
cartoons before school.
coffee friends
this is happening
someone's ready
Moose snuggle
in which my lovely wife sarcasmically vamps it up
cool enough for school
Star Wars robe with Spongebob pants. of course.
my child boxed herself. because why not.
tough life
disco never died
bustin' a move
well, that escalated quickly
the gang
flower power
tough life, that Moose.
so sarcasmically and I got new clothes. guess which one belongs to who.
silly girls
Run-DMMoose
mohawk town
my awesome lunch date
dog heaven
from the archives...sibling love.
BACON. PIE. IS. HAPPENING.
30 seconds ago, he was proclaiming how not tired he was.
chillin'
sideview moose
getting the snide eye. I get that a lot.
I leave the house for 1 HOUR and this is what I come home to.
school daze
wait Daddy, I have to finish my snake
Lorax dance party
uncle heathenlife is a regular maypole
birthday girl
FaceFace decided that the lower case
yes, that's an autographed photo of Burt Reynolds in my office
geez Daddy, I'm a big boy now.
first day.
learning
duck butt
cannot. sit. still.
busted
my 5 year old built this. by himself. there is no doubt that he's my boy
coding buddy
best thing about having coworkers? GIFTS. blueglass is good people
Sad Moose is sad. He misses sarcasmically.
schoolboy
ready for a fight
MooseThoughts
finally finished!